How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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