I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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