I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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