from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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