the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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