we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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