it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?