Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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