I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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