You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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