i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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