its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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