hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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