i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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