What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I intend to get homeless drunk
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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