Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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