Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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