i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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