Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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