Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We got so high we made milksteak
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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