Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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