why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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