How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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