we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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