the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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