Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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