Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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