I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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