Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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