Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
i think i just lost a toe
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