He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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