Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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