Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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