At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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