Nicole vs. Life
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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