Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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