Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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