I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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