i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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