im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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