NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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