what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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