I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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