my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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