maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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