oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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