Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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