I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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