hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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