I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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