He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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