You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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