Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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