it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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