yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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