i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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