shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I will pee on everything he values.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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