I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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