glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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