How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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