When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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