Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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