they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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