this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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